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Thinking about when Kate Moss said nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels but she’s British so that was probably true. Unfortunately I live within walking distance from a taco bell and everything tastes great

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You just do cocaine until crunchwraps don’t taste good anymore.

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When even that doesn’t help you can hope the septum collapse does the trick

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All that walking must count for something

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The British nobility committed genocide all over the globe for centuries in the pursuit of spices, and the British people never had access to pepper til 2014.

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That’s the most exotic spice they use to this day

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I don’t know if you’re trying to make a joke, but your second statement is incorrect

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Really? They had pepper before 2014? No way!

(yes, that’s sarcasm).

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Tacobell sucks they always get my order wrong and the food is aggressively mid.

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She’s British, so it’s all much easier of course.

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