Two more steaks, pronto! :

• Circle of Life

• To live and let live

• Meat is legal

• Haha bacon

• Top of the food chain

“I don’t want to have a bad conscience when I order ten bratwursts” :

• Lions

• Human fangs

• Humans always ate meat

• Animals have no consciousness

• Farm animals exist to be farmed

“Don’t tread on me” :

• Private matter

• “To each their own”

• Subjective morality

• Nutrition/diet is my own decision

Meat is better, actually :

• Environmental pasture meat

• Organic meat

• Meat for brain evolution

Eating or exploiting animals is good for them :

• Organic meat

• Cows need to be milked/sheep need to be sheared

• Livestock would go extinct without consumption

My bad conscience doesn’t get in my way :

• Organic meat

• Just a little meat

• I know where it comes from

• I raised/shot/milked/sheared it myself

• “Children in Africa”

I feed my plants bacon :

• Plants are living beings, too

• Plants have feelings

I’m a soy boi/gurl/bean :

• Soy is unhealthy

• Soy destroys the rainforest

• Soy sausage is hypocritical

• Soy is HRT

How do you do, fellow non-lobbyists? :

• Soy is unhealthy

• Soy sausage is hypocritical

• Replacement products are consumer deception

• Replacement products are unhealthy, chemical, unnatural

• Veganism destroys jobs

Gotcha! :

• Sperma isn’t vegan

• Hitler was vegetarian

• Phone isn’t vegan

• No one can be 100% vegan

Veganism is impossible :

• Veganism is do-goodism

• No one can be 100% vegan

• Change is impossible

• Vitamine B12

• Protein

• Whereto with the animals?

• (Almost) No one is born vegan

• Not enough arable land

• Desert island

Whenever I see a vegan… :

• Vegans tell you they’re vegan (especially when asked)

• Veganism is proselytising

• Veganism is a religion

i’m angy, owo :

• Veganism is too radical, extremist, Nazism, militant

• Veganism is unnatural

• Veganism is annoying

• Veganism is an ideology