3 points

Got props for being the only one up to date on patches. All I actually did was show up late to a meeting bc it restarted itself against my will.

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My company sends out the phishing tests, but never provides any user feedback about them, so they’re worse than useless. If you click the links then oh well. If you report them then oh well. They’re pointless.

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12 points

My company marks missed phishing tests as bad. I think if you miss 3 or 4 then it’s like falling one so you have to take some training

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7 points

What? It’s mandatory to read the phishing emails?

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8 points

If you don’t report, it’s bad. Defenders need to know.

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10 points

I’m so ashamed. They sent out a phishing test the other day and I was extremely tired because it was like seven a.m. and I opened it and I immediately realized what I had done.

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13 points

I had a co-worker that never checked voice mail. Didn’t know how, he would just look at who called him and call them back.

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At my last job they never even told me that I had a phone line or a voicemail. I found out about it after being there for 2 or 3 years. I had over 500 voicemails. It’s weird that I had either of those things, and that other people were using them, since we primarily communicated through slack.

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4 points

I did something similar at my last gig. I was issued a work cellphone, as was everyone else. Desk phones were a thing, but so was liberal work-from-home. So hardly anyone used the desk phones, and I never requisitioned one.

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I do that.

I choose not to learn how our voicemail system works, so I can always claim I haven’t gotten around to setting it up.

I don’t want to encourage colleagues to leave rambling voice messages when they could easily send me an email, which will both reach me sooner, and more clearly communicate their point.

If it’s something that must be a phonecall, then the fact that I missed a call from them does the trick of getting me to call back, without anyone needing to interact with a talking computer.

Edit: people I like working with (mainly people whose work betters the world, or results in my earning more money) get a call back without needing to leave a message. Everyone else can send an email.

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