Funniest? Taylor Swift. make her subsequent album all in Maoist Standard English
But you pretty much have to actually use it on Putin right
That’s a perfect answer, really. Doing it on anyone currently in power in the US would just toss aside their power, that’s not how the US can be used. Swift would be hilarious.
I feel like Putin would definitely get couped by capital if he woke up and started nationalizing everything
His party really only has himself as the head, the Communist Party is the second most popular (even if it’s less radical than the name would have you believe). A joint Communist-beamed Putin and Communist Party alliance would definitely be pushed back against by the domestic bourgeoisie, but the basis for Soviet nostalgia is strong enough in the public.
Making the copypasta real
Everyone is missing Modi or the Saudis as an option here. Hitting Mohammed bin Salman with it and just waiting is a winning option.
Honestly any billionaire is an option too as they have such incredible wealth that literally any of them could fund multiple revolutions and the growth of a dozen communist parties worldwide.
I’m assuming this laser turns people into communists, obviously.
Salaman or MBS might be the best choice here. He has a ton of power, the only way to oust them is through a major regime change because of monarchy. Most importantly, Salman has 18 bil and MBS will inherit that plus a bil or two of his own. Even if disposed or merked they could have someone distribute the money and fund various revolutionary groups through China.
Fire it at Biden just to hear it say “brain is too damaged.”
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Musk, the Twitter meltdowns alone would motivate me for centuries, also with his amount of money I think actual good could be done by setting up food kitchens and communes.
