Damn there’s dysentery among the ranks

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Damn that’s fucked. I heard they’re also shitting their pants a lot too

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Its apparently a russian bioweapon that’s causing heavy duty shitting. Its called havana syndrome.

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Havana wash my underwear separately with extra bleach, am I right?

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Biden needs a fruit cleanse that’ll fix him right up and cure his brain problems.

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If that means dropping like 20 or more watermelons on his head. Yes.

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All at the same time or 1 at a time over like several minutes?

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One at a time sounds good

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That A24 Civil War film’s alliances map isn’t looking so funny anymore, is it tankies??

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The Dems who want a doo doo ass president vs the Dems who want a pee pee butt president. The battle of the century

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Diaohlecticsh

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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who’s been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase “GOOD post” followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people’s bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you’re struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get better worse material bozo

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