The guy on the ground is holding a staff, but in the thumbnail it looks like he’s pointing his thumb at the missionary “get a load of this bozo” style
Don’t tell them about Sol Invicta and Jesus-Helios-son of Isis!
Praise the Sun! The light bringer!
“I can see the sun. That helps for credibility.”
If anything is worthy of worship, it’s the sun. It literally gives us life. All the energy you’ve ever had ultimately came from the sun.
damn i had no idea that book existed, i always thought @solaranus@hexbear.net was a d&g reference
On hexbear, nobody knows you’re a crab living on a geothermal vent in the Middle Atlantic Rift, eating snails that have grazed sulfur-eating bacteria all their life
No, my plan to build a continent sized rocket booster and yeet Mercury in to Andromeda so the little fucker never retros it’s grade again is Astrology erasure.
I recently saw a hot take that being anti-astrology is actually a form of misogyny because astrology believers are predominantly women.
Typical Libra, am I right?
Real talk I used to make fun of astrology, and later I learned to chill out about it and not be such a nerd and let people enjoy things.
But then recently I was part of a conversation that 2 people turned into a tangent about astrology and they went on and on for about 5 minutes about extremely detailed personal qualities of Scorpios, down to how they supposedly react to a long list of very specific scenarios, and how this was a good way to understand and predict the actions of a couple of specific people they knew.
I realized I wasn’t actually ready to stop being really annoyed by astrology.