I usually unroll enough to to cross the pee gap twice, then sitting makes it taught, and it keeps my dick from grazing the bowl.

What’s your strategy?

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Look at mr. long dong over here.

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I’d have to do some pretty amazing contortions for my junk to touch the toilet bowl. Like splits with one foot in the bowl?

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I even do that at home…

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Pee gap? Ima need some paint examples

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Those seat protectors they have in some bathrooms? I bet you’re using it wrong

The flap goes in the front, not the back. It keeps you from getting the witch’s kiss on your peepee.

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I rip those out and float it on the water to act as a splash guard. Sometimes my tip touches the rim but I usually carefully tuck it

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They don’t make those for full-figured gents like myself. They break 100% of the time, then my dick touches the bowl.

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