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LOL americans don’t spend time “perfecting my craft,” we spend time getting some other cunt to do all the work for us

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I.e. hiring some Mexicans to do it, and then bitching about Mexicans stealing our jobs.

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no lie, i saw a bumper sticker that said “this is america, speak english!”

it was on the back of an isuzu hombre. don’t think it was meant to be ironic, as it was surrounded by other typical dumb conservative buzz phrases

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Yeah, because immigrants do it cheaper than domestic labor. Its not rocket science, theyre scabs.

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6 points

Nah. We spend all our time making sure that the other person can’t do the work. The worst fucking thing on earth is someone allowed to actually just do their job.

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6 points

Tarnation-sama.

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123 points

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43 points

It’s great that no matter which part you start reading first, it still makes sense.

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27 points

Even better: it still makes sense in every order. Try vertical.

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5 points

Even diagonals work!

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89 points

So close! 😂

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72 points

“M’Seperatist.”

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3 points

Sepratits

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2 points

I’ve seen ironing boards with bigger tits

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26 points

I bet she only fucks in missionary position. Why not reverse cowgirl?

!Because you never turn your back on family!<

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10 points

Oooh, burn! (but not as bad as the STD 😜)

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76 points

This picture is from a trip to Miami. If it’s sold in America, then it’s what Americans wear. I agree with Japan.

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Honestly. The only thing they got wrong is the cowboy hat, and that’s just because it’s uncommon in most areas of the states. We’ll slap the flag on anything - even things that it’s “illegal” to put the flag on according to the same rules that say that you have to burn the flag if it touches the ground, like paper napkins.

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As a Dallas resident, I’d assert that the cowboy hat is a fairly common accessory for women. Not so much for men until you get way out into the rural areas. (Fort Worth Stockyards notwithstanding)

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Sure, but Dallas ain’t the east or west coasts, and even in the Midwest, it’s probably pretty spotty from one locale to the next on whether or not you’ll see them being worn. I think big straw/woven sun hats are probably more uniformly worn across the country than cowboy hats.

Now, if we were talking about baseball caps with a sports logo on it, then I’d say it’s as endemic to every corner of the country as oxygen is.

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It’s actually against the flag code, which is not law. So it’s at worst deeply disrespectful, depending on how seriously you take that kind of thing. But we also have this freedom of expression thing going on, which includes being obnoxious or disrespectful, so one might have a hard time getting the flag code into law in the first place.

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That’s why I put illegal in quotation marks. It’s not actually illegal, and few people even know what a flag code is, let alone care about what’s considered disrespectful (except when it comes to protesters burning the flag, then it’s horrible and offensive).

Besides, consumerism trumps everything, so companies will happily slap a flag on anything and everything because American jingoism will eat it up.

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We should incorporate a titty exception into our flag code.

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That bikini top is absolutely the wrong size for that mannequin. It should be wearing a much larger cup size. If that were on a woman with the same proportions it would be as uncomfy as hell. Of course, I highly doubt the shop even stocks the mannequin’s size at all because very few people have that big a cup size. So really the problem is that’s a shitty mannequin.

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She’d slosh impressively though, if she wasn’t made of fiberglass anyway.

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72 points

I’ve been to Texas house parties. Some ladies wear these.

Also so do some men.

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I like the parties you attend in Texas.

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