would be cool if common folk could also be forgiven for “accidentally” deleting evidence
3 points
What a coincidence
33 points
This is the part of “corporations are people” that somehow always proves the lie.
Put all of JP Morgan in jail. It can’t do any business at all until it serves the 90 days in jail for contempt of court since they failed to produce discovery and any of the SEC’s assertions that could have been based on this data, no matter how outlandish, are considered as facts to the jury going forward.
11 points
1 point
15 points
My dog ate my mail server. What can you do?
3 points
4mil sounds like a pretty good deal. That’s just good business!
25 points
“Accidentally”