- Please eat your pancakes.
- Please eat your pizza.
- Please eat your quesadilla.
- Please eat your chicken nuggets.
Fuck it. I’m feeding these children nothing but boiled chicken and canned peas from now on.
Stop licking your sister.
Lol. “Stop licking X” is whole category that wasn’t on my radar. Now I wish I had made a bingo card. Except I never would have guessed what would appear on it.
Get your hand out of your pants.
Lol. “No naked butts on…” is another category I underestimated the need to spell out, in detail, as official rules.
Don’t lick security cameras.
At the moment it’s not, strictly speaking, the what - it’s more the amount of repetition required.
Get your fingers out of your mouth
Get your fingers out of your mouth
Get your fingers out of your mouth
Get your fingers out of your mouth
Get your fingers out of your mouth
Get your fingers out of your mouth
Get your fingers out of your mouth
Get your fingers out of your mouth
Get your fingers out of your mouth
Get your fingers out of your mouth
…
Get your fingers out of your mouth
Thank you!
