Rekt
Fascism comes from Italy, pizza also comes from Italy… Coincidence? I think not.
The likelihood of a pizza takeaway in the UK being run by or even visited by an Italian is very low.
In Scotland most chip shops and non-chain pizza takeaways are owned by Italians or their descendants. I can’t think of a chip shop near me that’s isn’t named after an Italian second name.
Interesting. Where I am (small town in North West England) about half of the chip shops are combined chip shops/ Chinese take-aways and the others along with the general type take-aways (kebabs, pizzas and burgers) are run by Eastern Europeans.
The small number of Indian restaurants locally seem to be run by Indians.
As a nod to the history of the location, they should serve a Fascist Pizza. Now we just have to figure out what type of thickness and toppings it has.
controversial & hot take
I prefer the pizza
but does it have a basement? 🤔
refefence to the modern fascist/qannon preoccupation with pizza parlors and basements.
I think all fascism should be turned into pizza
You can just go to a Papa John’s if you want a pizza that tastes like empty promises
Say what you want about Papa John or his business, but their garlic knots are elite
I am spoiled in NJ; can’t go ten feet without hitting a great small business pizza place with great garlic knots.
