I want food honestly. I enjoy sleeping, its time my mind isnt conscious and that’s a positive for us all.

20 points

Nutrition, the money that could be saved would be sick

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The sleep one. I’d go to sleep at night with my wife as usual, get up one hour later, slowly and quietly leave the room and get tons of shit done.

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I’ve been so chronically online that I was ready for you to say ‘and go to my mistress’.

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No mistresses at this time, but I guess more waking hours might make me more interested in finding one (we’re ethically non-monogamous, so a second partner would be a girlfriend, not a mistress).

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Aaaand there’s the plot twist. I AM chronically online

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16 points

Sleep because it would be like extending your life by 20 years

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I eat so poorly that being able to eat whatever I want and it be nutritionally perfect would probably also extend my life 20 years.

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The difference is that the food one would extend your life by 20 years at the high end, and the sleep one would extend your life by 20 years spread across time starting now.

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That’s a good point, but I’d rather have better health immediately than an extra 7 hours a day of being out of shape

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Eating anything also means a ton of saved time since you don’t have to cook anything fancy. Granola bars here I come, no cooking, no dishes.

Hmm this is hard. I have a pretty strict diet so it takes out a lot of possibilities for travel and flexibility and such. So for me I’d go with food being magically suitable (and easy).

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You’d save a ton of money too. I eat one peanut and now my nutritional needs are perfectly met for the day? My usual food budget for a day can now last the year easily. I could hike for weeks on end with a light pack and no resupplies. Indulge and overeat a bunch of junk food and not gain weight and it wasn’t bad for me. No more hangovers?

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Oo but is it no alcohol? If it’s perfect nutrition, then alcohol is nutritionally transformed into something else when it enters your ? mouth? stomach?

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Perfect nutrition because I am a food vacuum.

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Gone are all the health concerns too!

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