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I heard he aced the exam after they bandaged his ear up. Doctor said he had never seen a hearing test so perfect before. Using just his right ear they had him listen and repeat the words ‘woman, man, camera, tv.’ Doctors said, sir, that was just beautiful.

If Trump made nvme slots mandatory in all new cell phones as user expandable storage, and I was an american I’d vote for him. But since none of that aligns with reality he can go get his other ear shot for all I care.

‘Tis but a scratch!