I would be responsible for creating more and more paper forms which have to be filled by hand before each task.
PS: Can you guess what I’m doing now?
Whatever the guys in MS Cloudstrike did today.
I write code for those who pay me money.
I delete code of people who don’t pay me.
I’m a teacher, so I guess now I spread misinformation on social media for a living. 🤡
I think the exact opposite would turn me into a literal pirate; stealing money in a way that statistically increases the risks of maritime commercial ventures.
Maritime adjuster. My body is a machine that turns the inherent risk of fishing into box wine.
I make sure people don’t talk to each other about what they’re working on and hide important information they need to complete tasks. Sometimes I’ll advise them to work on the wrong thing for a long time.
In my spare moments I delete the data in reports and unpivot tables.
