To be honest I cannot tell if this guy is joking.

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Gamer protip: if you see a car in public that has a “T” logo, that means it’s a toilet, and you’re allowed to shit and piss on it

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Sorry sir but I WILL NOT shit or piss until I get a four digit verification code from my digital feudal lord

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Nooooo my beautiful Talbot!

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those toilets have cameras all over them, make sure you wear a mask when … interacting … with them.

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I hate javascript. I hate javascript. I hate javascript.

Javascript and mobile apps will not fix structural issues in society.

People who suggest otherwise should be conscripted to build public housing and throw eggs at nimbys at city council hearings.

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ECMAScript is worse than PHP Hates Programmers, change my mind

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I think the reason the US doesn’t have pay-toilets, unlike e.g. Europe, is that there was actually a concerted grassroots effort in the 70s to make bathrooms free.

Oh, here we go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Committee_to_End_Pay_Toilets_in_America

Was not surprised to see a red fist in their emblem, haha.

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The vibe I’m getting is that this movement wanted public toilets to be free rather than paywalled. The Wikipedia article is shamefully vague IMO.

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Also because people have a tendency to wtf pwn those paid toilets, by either purposely breaking them or taking reality-breaking shits and pisses.

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Wait… Europe has “pay” toilets???

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Yes, basically every public toilet is paid. If you want to piss for free you need to go to the supermarket.

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Or hop on a train. Ridiculous thing is that you need to pay to use toilets in train stations, but the toilets on the actual trains are free to use.

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That’s so crazy because I don’t remember facing this problem when I visited Portugal… this is just so baffling

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Yea most in train stations and gas stations the toilets cost 1€ to enter, the gas station ones usually give you a ticket for the value that you can use to discount whatever you buy

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What?! Okay I don’t recall this happening when I was in Portugal so please forgive my surprise, this is just so weird and unreal.

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$10 to take a shit? you could go to a store, buy candy and take a shit in the store restroom.

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Yeah, many stores have a bathroom. The whole thing is that you’re supposed to buy something in order to use it. How is this any better than that?

Ah yes, I’ve solved the problem of you paying a store to use their bathroom by you paying me to use my bathroom. Oh, and in exchange, you don’t get anything else, just the bathroom usage, unlike the store where you at least get a drink or something. It makes perfect business sense, for me.

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How is this any better than that?

App

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“Shit Pass, the shittiest app on the internet. And with my promo code your first shit is free!”

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STOP MAKING EVERYTHING A FUCKING APP! JUST LET ME SHIT!!!

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