43 points
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“What about Gandalf the Shite? My lord”
8 points
We’ll make him see the error in his ways and then he’ll be Gandalf the Contrite!
6 points
No shot orcs have a vocabulary large enough for contrite but I like where your head is at lol
22 points
"Yeah? The jerk store called! They’re out of you!
5 points
17 points
2 points
10 points
The French call it “l’esprit de l’escalier”, the spirit of the staircase
When you think of the perfect comeback on your way up the stairs in a huff
10 points
“Gandalf the White? Gandalf MY ASS”