perfect marketing, no notes. when I stepped out of the theater after seeing Jurassic World in 2015, I remember saying to myself, “oh boy I can’t wait to see what those guys produce next!”

The tv and movie industry is so clogged up with producers that think that paying for shit makes them creatives.

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They made a sequel to twister?

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The original title was 2 Fast 2 Twister: Oklahoma Drift, but I guess test audiences don’t appreciate pure kino so they changed the name.

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3 twist 5 me

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They need to bring back “Bride of ____” style movies so we can make Sister of Twister and have Dee Snyder cameo

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I think it’s a remake

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I thought it was a sequel because there are two twisters this time

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There was like 5 twisters in the original

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Plot twist[er]: there’s only one twister, but it looks like two because you were watching the 3D version

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Yeah?

It’s just another movie about helping people during tornados and then eventually sciencing a tornado away

But it has no ties to the first movie aside from involving tornados

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6 points

Did they nuke the tornadoes?

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5 points

No, they drop absorbent polymer into them and then suck all the moisture out to force it to collapse

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Nah, this is a prequal to sharknado

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The movie is always shit and a flop when they pull out the “from the producers of” line

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Unless it’s from the producers of The Producers; then you know you’re in for a wild ride

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From the wizards that brought you Slingers and Slingers 2: Sling-Dingers on Patrol

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I saw that too. Which is bizarre. Cause Jurassic world is a piece of shit.

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It was the longest – and worst – Mercedes-Benz commercial to which I have ever been subjected

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The trailer for the original said it was made by the creators of Jurassic park. First as a tragedy then as a farce

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