theyve been electing and nominating republicans for the past 30 years so i fail to see why this would change anything

Werent they pitching romney in 2020 as well?

why doesn’t the new york times publish my shitposts?

i’m trying to imagine having spent my entire adult life huffing my own farts and being told how pretty i sound afterwards so that when i wake up one morning and an idea pops into my head that i feel a burning need to share with the world, instead of being relegated to a niche corner of the anonymous internet i just call up my friends at a major newspaper and tell them i’ve got a fucking opinion that i want to share

The best solution for American democracy is actually to just have one party. We can decide which party that is by letting God decide and we can let that party choose their leader themselves. And then we can all go to the ballot box to vote for that one party. This is totally different from monarchy somehow because we all vote at the end of the process and that makes it democracy

They want the unity ticket so bad, it’s not a surprise he said that - that’s what he’s been writing for like 30 years!