46 points

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Will always be funny

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12 points

She didn’t specify how far in the future

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7 points

The long con

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She’s never wrong

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6 points

god it’s almost been 10 years now

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5 points

Wait that’s so cringe to post about yourself lmao

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32 points

Any owner of any account that starts every tweet with “BREAKING:” should have both knees broken.

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22 points

BREAKING: my knees

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18 points

Looks like Joe Biden stumbled across some information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

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11 points

Joe Biden stumbled

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light itself can never be wrong, only be wronged

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She’s like the opposite of that guy from daredevil, she simply cannot not miss

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