that speech was all over the place. i had to replay the last 10 seconds, because i was like, “wat” when she just straight up endorses trump at the end. i knew she had some kind connection to a freak fashy cult and had been playing coy on foxnews, but that was more abrupt than i expected. guess i haven’t been paying close attention to her dropped-a-bucket-of-marbles-down-the-stairs political career.

also, a bit weird to be releasing a fairly anti-“globalist” conspiratorial communique from a vaguely defined confab in Rome. a bit like, “i’m here having meetings at the pentagon and taking a quick break to tell you that my political enemies are in the pocket of the national security apparatus.”

This lady is such a dope. People took her seriously when she ran on stopping “regime change wars,” which turned out to be her own arbitrary classification of select wars and not in fact a call to wind down war in general.

“And it should’ve been me!”

True but Kamala is kinda quirky and a xanax aunty

But, me? I’m unique! I won’t be tethered by the deep state because my head is bulletproof!