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Why reinvent? “Heels Up Harris” has been around.

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Doesn’t work as a pejorative, she is more referred to by her first name.

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Totally agree, saw a Kacklin’ Kamaltoe, but doesn’t do it…

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It took me 4 goddamned times. I scrolled past this article 4 times before I saw it was satire.

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While not sexist, Kafala Kamala is right there, especially with how they pronounce both words.

Too bad it won’t happen because uniparty Americans are too stupid/ignorant to get the multiple entendres.

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couldn’t tell if TheOnion at first.

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…Sir, this is the Onion. You’re not meant to report facts.

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Pffft, like he would ever cut short a golf trip.

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18 points

ackshually this is the shovel

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7 points

Digging up onions?

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Hey, these are hard times.

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2 points

Those quotes were far too coherent to have been real

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The energency meeting part was the satire.

They’ve already had a horrendously racist name for her years.

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