So that was a fucking lie too.

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I’m choosing to believe it for the possibility of the something funny happening in the next 6 months.🀞

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53 points

holding out hope for a year of four presidents.

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31 points

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18 points

Biden dies tomorrow, kamela becomes Pres, she loses to trump, trump rules for two weeks and then chokes on a big mac and dies, Vance becomes the president

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supprter.

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one or more candidates killed in an unrelated mass shooting because wring place wrong time. shootout between usss agents and local β€œgood guy with a gun” types who jerked off about being that guy at that mall.

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27 points

He’s gonna do that one scene in wolf of wall street

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Here’s to a quick resolution

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34 points

Doctor also said he has the gait of a 17 year old boy

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The doctor was also quoted as saying

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He’s back in a good mood and un-dropping out.

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