Seriously, I am tired of the stereotypes of leftists in the west being and looking like children of the ‘mids’ as the fash call it ie weak as fuck. And almost to a large degree, it’s true.

I see chuds everywhere when I go to the dispensary, and they’re smoking fat doinks. They’re blazing that dank ass shit. I don’t care if you’re short, fat, ugly, tall, diseased, you have to be fucking stoned and faded and you have to smoke that gas. You want to help the cause? Help yourself. Do it for vanity, do it for others, do it for the greater good, I don’t care. Fucking mobilize and get the highest you can get and be the most zooted you can be.

It’s hard, but so is literally everything. Just know this is going to take 3-4 years of consistency. If you’re starting out, don’t worry about a plan, and just smoke weed all day long. Your biggest goal at this point is consistency, 5 days a week. Do that over 3-4 years, and pack progressive bowls every single day whether that be kind bud or named strains or whatever.

I want you fuckers to be fucking wrecked jesus fuck. Fuck your health, smoke that brick weed for all I care, but be baked while doing it. Slowly start doing more functional things such as dabs or edibles or w/e to truly maximise your stoner potential

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I’ve been high for longer than a lot of you have been alive

sometime between the invasions of afghanistan and iraq I decided to just be high all day every day

do drugs

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When covid hit I decided to just be high 90% of the time, highly recommend

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For a while there I think I went months without being sober. I was being a true hero sitting on my couch taking massive bong rips and playing Stardew

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It can genuinely help, I’ve never really done weight lifting but getting zooted before going on a run can definitely help you get in the zone and push through for an extra couples miles when you might have otherwise called it quits. Kratom is also good for physical activity if that’s something you’re into.

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It can. I know a guy who gets up at 5am everyday. Smokes a fat one and hits the gym.

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A small hit on the vape definitely makes a gym session better. More focus

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21 points

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Blessed are posters this day with a new format.

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