104 points

Is that the guy that fucks couches?

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Associated Press did a fact check and concluded that there was no evidence that he didn’t fuck a couch.

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But then they removed the article, so honestly, jury’s out

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They removed the fact check that said he HADN’T made sweet love to a couch because their editorial standards require them to be absolutely sure, and there’s no way to be certain. After all, who amongst us has not been tempted by a sexy sofa or a charming Chesterfield.

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I don’t pick his side. #BelieveCouches

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44 points

Many people are saying so.

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41 points

Good people. The best ones really. They’re all saying it.

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8 points

It’s Al Borland with de-aging and eyeliner filters added

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11 points

I don’t think so, Tim

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50 points

When asked if he was being catty, JD was couchy with his reply.

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17 points

You know he did it on porpoise

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13 points

Dolphinately.

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12 points

Should be expected when you choose a flipper flopper as a running mate…

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48 points

Has anyone published a report to confirm JDVance does not eat used kitty litter? Why is he silent on whether he consumes used kitty litter?

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40 points

OK, but like, actually don’t do this, it’s a biohazard, you will actually get charged with a federal crime.

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So you’re saying that if you were to do this, WHICH YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY NOT DO, you shouldn’t use a return address.

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Jokes aside, it’s not the most difficult thing in the world for the police to track down a sender in the absence of a return address. There can be some security through obscurity but these days it’s not nearly as easy to do this as it was 20 years ago, thanks to a number of new factors. Doing this to a nobody and getting away with it is one thing but doing to to a VP candidate is going to have LEOs pulling all the stops to ID you. There’s no shortage of people who don’t understand this and are shocked when their door gets banged on or kicked in at 3am.

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1 point

Not your return address. Or mine.

It’s not worth it unless you’re already in trouble anyway I guess.

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23 points

I feel like this guy is just getting bullied, whereas people should be deriding his regressive way of thinking instead

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People like JD Vance only respond to might making right. You can talk shit, and kill his ideas, logically until you die. he won’t be swayed, even in the slightest. Fascists respond to fascism because it is an inherently violent ideology that they believe will allow them to enforce violence on people they don’t like. That is is their language, violence, including shows of “strength” that show you can enact, and enforce, said violence. Things that truly call this into question, being bullied, being on the losing end of violence, and otherwise being made to look “weak” publicly, actually do damage their position within their fascist group because they show that the outsiders are stronger than this person.

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9 points

I guess that’s a fair point, sometimes ridicule hits better than reasoned debate

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Yes, it is sad, but we are beyond being able to reason with the GOP. They know they are, in the long run, the loser if things stay as they are. They realized they need to take the government, take it, if they want to have a real future. They have been orchestrating this for decades. This is coming to a head. It is beyond being able to show them the error of their ways, and that the majority do not like that. They do not care. I will not be surprised if they, at least try, violence. Like real violence, if they lose big in the next ten years, or less.

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16 points

Why not both?

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Oh yea, because the “They go low, we go high” has been really working the past decade /s

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He is a bully. This is exactly what he deserves.

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