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BOAT STUCK

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PLEASE

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WE’RE SO BACK

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There’s definitely never going to be a perfect storm of supply chain issues that leave us absolutely fucked. Nope. No, sir.

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Supply chain issues are predicted on a surplus of supplies. We can solve these issues by collapsing the inventory side of the equation.

Time to raise interest rates!

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Why don’t they simply raise rates so someone will innovate more water to exist?

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BREAKING: Musk “cyber dredge” proposal to clear Panama Pileup would cost $450 Billion

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“It is quite simple, actually. It is basically a giant shovel, although reimagined. It’s quite complex.”

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Found his tech muse

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Not to worry! The Northwest Passage is about to open up. We’ll just use that!

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Unironically, though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arctic_shipping_routes

Of course, this requires us to have friendly relations with the two big countries bordering the Arctic, and…

glances at Russia

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The one time I wouldn’t mind some CIA intervention, and yet nothing.

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[takes drag] How do you think we got here?

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If the CIA was capable of couping Russia again, they would have just done that instead of couping Ukraine

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I’m gonna say no to that one bud

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