7 firefox, mozilla, chromium 976

Damn, we are so toxic, talking about web browsers. 😔 These definitely real academics using totally meaningful and not vague buzzword terms like “tankie” and “authoritarian” have got us pegged, haven’t they. I learned so many things from this paper, like that you can just redefine “toxic” to mean “people who disagree with the western empire”, or that anyone can publish a paper if they put their funding mind to it. What a proud day for academia, using the format of a research paper to write an imperialist blog post about an internet forum.

Both sides bad and antisemitic that’s why mass shooters and terrorists are exactly 50% tankies and 50% nazis

Someday, if there aren’t already, we’ll be seeing papers like “Exploring Faux Academia in the Age of Neo-Imperialism: An Analysis of Pseudo-Intellectual Fascism.” A whole lot of junk papers from western “educational” institutions have a bright future as examples of everything not to do…

In doing so, we call for a more nuanced understanding of the impacts of Web decentralization and the need for innovative governance mechanisms that safeguard against the proliferation of extremist ideologies

To a white supremacist, equality is extremist

I gotta post harder so that I’ll get quoted in a scientific paper