Own all the guns, can’t shoot straight
The gun culture in US is gun culture, not shooting culture
I suspect the rate of gun wankers in the US that consistently go shooting is similar to that of truck wankers who actually use their truck for towing
Yes. The south has almost no public land to shoot. Because everyone is broke but has a shit ton of guns, and the only places are indoors, the rules are very restrictive. You can find many threads of gunowners from blue states being surprised when they move to Texas because they were promised no taxes (just very high property taxes to offset the others lol) and unlimited gun freedom
Turns out they are indeed guaranteed the right to be a gun consumer. They just can’t shoot the gun lol.
Owning a lot of guns but being bad at using them is more American than you think
If you watch on NBC you’d never know because they only show events that Americans win. I was kind of stoked yesterday when they covered table tennis. But then I saw the match was between a yank and a guy from Moldova. The American crushed the dude every game. The announcers washed his balls the entire match, aside from a little mention of the dude getting suspended for ghosting three consecutive drug tests. I’d actually watch if they’d show random events with no commentary.
Edit: if you want huck your phone through a windows, Google “team usa Olympians failed drug test” Results are about Chinese swimmers
The announcers washed his balls the entire match, aside from a little mention of the dude getting suspended for ghosting three consecutive drug tests.
Yeah that’s not fishy at all.
Edit: if you want huck your phone through a windows, Google “team usa Olympians failed drug test” Results are about Chinese swimmers
Why I’m glad I’m not watching the Olympics with my family past couple days. They won’t shut up about how clearly the only reason China is good at any sport has to be doping.
Meanwhile my dad thinks the worst any US athlete can be on is weed so we’re very clearly not doping.
They spend more money on toys for their guns instead of training
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