13 points

I can believe it. Good pizza places will go the extra mile for good tipping regulars.

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We also remember the regulars who don’t tip, and we control how long your order takes, if we make a stop at a gas station (or home, or the weedman’s) before or after we drop off, if your soda “got a little shook up” because we “had to slam on the breaks,” and not only that but even less scrupulous drivers have say 10-15min alone with your order. Just a word of warning for those I’ve just described. Might want to tip or vary your stores up…

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The local pizza delivery girl friended me on FB. I got excited because I thought she was cute and into me. Then I learned she’s super right-wing and weird (in a bad way.). She became WAY less cute to me after that.

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19 points

I believe this green text implicitly, this actually happened, no proof needed.

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12 points

So how much was the hospital bill?

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6 points

10 000 pizzas

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56 points

Fake and stupidly nationalistic.

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35 points

Ah so “fake and gay” is evolving lol

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16 points

I don’t understand, their phrase was identical to yours.

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19 points

Sorry, but… What an arsehole. Let poor people dance through stupid hoops to earn a lil extra. Fuck you, just tip or don’t. You know? Like adults.

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20 points

MISTER BEEEEAAAASSSTTT

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2 points

Ugh…

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33 points

Nobody is forcing these people to take on the challenges. And clearly they enjoyed them enough to personally write a get well card.

Guess having fun isn’t allowed anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Dunno if u know what those people make? I wouldn’t even wanna wake up for that salary, of course they do your stupid things to double the hourly salary. They already deliver you your fucking food. I tip 50 bucks and that’s it. I don’t need their get-well-cards. It’s a try to equalize things. A true thank-you that they’re doing that shitty work so i don’t have to.

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6 points

You’re feeling slightest bit of pleasure from an altruistic act, REEEEEEE!

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5 points

What if I let homeless people dance for money?

Where does one draw the line?

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Then they’re busking, people have made a living doing that since at least medieval times.

Fact is, working for your money is effective even if you’re begging. People are more likely to toss a dollar to a guy with a guitar or some other gimmick than they will to somebody just sitting there with a sign. Is it cruel, or gross? Maybe, yeah, a little bit. Extra sucks for the disabled homeless, I do understand that. But being a street performer is a legitimate job in some places. People will pay money for entertainment whether you’re on TV or on the corner of 5th and MLK. If a homeless person wants to dance for a dollar I say let them. Begging for spare change is legitimately a competitive business. That can make the difference between getting food and a haircut or not.

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If that homeless person is delivering a pizza and willing to attempt a challenge, sure

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9 points

Yeah there is no difference between a delivery guy who at least has a job and a choice vs a homeless guy with literally no choice if it comes down to survival. Its not that hard to draw a long when you are not a complete dumbass

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16 points

Dance monkey dance

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