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One musta assume 100 reincarnating trolley people happy

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The absurd is a result of the confrontation between human need and the unending screams of the victims being run over infinitely.

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It really depends on the specifics of the top track. Are people added to the top track just in time to be run over by the trolley, or is the track pre-populated with an endless arrangement of people waiting to be run over.

If it’s the later case, how do people further down the track survive for an unbounded amount of time while waiting to be run over? Do they wait, bound and screaming for an eternity? How do they survive long enough to be alive before being run over?

I need to know if the top track reduces to running over an infinite arrangement of corpses. Or, if trolley time for the top track has some different meaning, such that the trolley brings an end to the finite life lived by each next person on the track.

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They’re just on salvia so it feels infinite but it’s probably 2 minutes max

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For any randomly chosen person on an infinitely long track, the trolley will take an infinite amount of time to reach them. 0% of the people on the track are harmed at all.

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100 people hands down. Infinite people means infinite lives removed, infinite experiences etc. The 100 people will never truly die either, so if minimizing death is the goal, that’s best. It also is the choice that will happen without your input and those are usually better morally than actively changing and sentencing other people to death by yourself.

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Minimizing death by replacing it with eternal torment is some evil genie shit.

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I vote for fair distribution of suffering, instead of to just 100 people.

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Why tho? Your choice is to condemn a few, versus kill more people than have died throughout all of history of humankind. 100 is a drop in a bucket compared to eternal genocide.

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It’s a communist thing. Fair distribution of wealth and suffering.

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Plus, it’s assumed that the trolley will never stop. It’s easier to utilize its free energy if it’s running in a circle.

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I smell hilbert’s hotel:

Let the trolley run on the top track, but before it can hit anyone, move everybody one to the right. Repeat the process infinitely. Nobody gets run over.

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