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This makes zero sense

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Why is Jesus’ gun double ended?

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“Do unto others as you would have them do unto you”

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His ways are both mysterious and unquestionable.

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Isn’t the barrel where the shoulder stock should be and the shoulder stock where the barrel should be? Maybe I’m wrong but I don’t see two barrels. The gun is just for self-harm purposes only I guess, even though the magazine is “backwards” for that purpose too

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Yeah, when Jesus is ready to throw down, he shoots himself and apotheosizes into his final form. He grabs the ropes, shakes them, and “hulks out”, the crowd goes fucking bananas.

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Top left I assume should be the stock, bottom right the barrel. If you see the screenshots, top left barrel without sights?

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I can’t remember as I haven’t touched a rifle in what seems like forever but if that is sights, it seems awfully forward

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AI generated image, I suppose.

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So many people seem to miss the whole point of this community. Don’t worry, I get what you’re doing and I think it’s hilarious.

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Pretty sure conservatives and or Christians also want to have cops and so like to have things their neighbors own. Oh and don’t forget weapons and cursing. How many Christians are divorcee and lie about it?

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OK I will, looks like you’d shoot yourself

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Welcome to Patriots for Progress. Round these parts, we roleplay as American conservatives and use all the reactionary buzzwords while continuing to produce leftist and communist propaganda.

Rule 1: No special snowflake white supremacist nonsense, or any other kind of bigotry

Rule 2: No big city econ major capitalism talk. And no centrism either, the LORD gave us the second amendment for a reason

Rule 3: AMERICAN PATRIOTS ONLY 🦅🦅🦅!!! This is America, so you’d best speak English, Navajo, Cherokee, or some other American language!

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