15 points

The second you clock in do your daily shit and piss, just ten minutes every day for the whole year and you get a free week of PTO.

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8 points

“the boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. that’s why I shit on company time.”

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2 points

I usually get a free week within a month…

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11 points
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So… Birds be shitting

💩💩

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Bird up.

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Snail down!

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on average

I, too, shit just once on days I don’t work.

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9 points

What’s the median? Maybe there’s just a few very prolific poopers…

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Me when I have an IBS flare-up

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