Unfortunately I had to get a different job, it was just too difficult to make hens meet

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… i dont get it…

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Probably hens meet -> ends meet

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Make sure your chicken coup has only two doors. If it has four doors it would be a sedan.

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chicken coup

Dammit, I knew they were up to something

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