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I see the pea, I see the butter. Where is the nut?

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There is a very bad joke to be made in this comment

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I eat my peas with honey I’ve done it all my life It makes them taste quite funny But it keeps them on my knife

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Thanks for the nostalgia!

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Ok, but what’s underneath the peas? Mozzarella, brie, Camembert, fondant, cream cheese, Duncan Heinz frosting? We need to know how big a crime this truly is.

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Just normal butter.

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11 points

That is a lot of butter!

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4 points

It’s almost a butter sandwich flavoured with peas!

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4 points

Why does the butter look like a solid slice of cheese?

Did you cut it thinly?

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Yes, I do that when it’s too frozen to spread it properly.

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3 points

How much butter do you go through a week lmao

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about 200 g but that includes cooking with it.

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7 points

Yeah, what’s the offense here? I regularly have avocado/pea sandwiches - they’re really good.

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My wife disagrees.

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How would she know what kind of sandwich they eat?

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8 points

Is a single piece of bread with stuff on it a sandwich?

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Good question. Like pizza, nigiri sushi, and a slice of pumpkin pie, this is toast.

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Yes, its an open faced sandwich

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No.

Edit: thank you for sharing; no.

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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

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