119 points

Lol these are always funny. Look up people complaining about a “leaf” in their food when the recipe uses Bay Leaf. It’s like complaining someone put leaves in your tea.

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Leaves obviously don’t belong into tea. Everyone knows tea grows when you hang those little paper bags on a tree. And depending on the kind of tree, you get a different type of tea.

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15 points

Right and chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

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This is actually a common misconception. The truth is any cow can produce chocolate milk. The misconception comes from brown cows featured on the majority of chocolate milk cartons.

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13 points

I will say though, I’ve had curry where the bay leaf is chopped up which makes it rather obnoxious.

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7 points

Sure that wasn’t a curry leaf? Either way I’d agree they’re beat removed before serving.

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12 points

Aren’t bay leaves supposed to be removed after cooking?

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23 points

Big pot of something and hope you find all the bay leaves. You might pull some out, think you’ve got them all but they like to hide.

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11 points

I’ve always tied them or used a little net bag to keep them together and easy to remove.

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7 points

They’re supposed to bc they’re easy to remove. I’d feel better they remain in there bc it’s easy to remove and means they’re using better quality ingredients more likely. It’s no big deal to take them out

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I always leave them in because pulling them out is more trouble than it’s worth. I’m lazy as hell, but I’m also cooking for just my wife and I.

Literally worst case nobody’s going to crack a tooth or something. They get a spoonful of soup with a big leaf in it and they just put the leaf aside.

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4 points

Yes but for whatever reason I’ve often seen it left in and the person eating simply removes them.

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I fucking hate bay leaf, if you don’t have a plan for getting it all out at the end don’t put it in the food because it’s gross.

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Why do you think it is gross?

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If it’s not edible it shouldn’t be in the plate. Bay leaf, cinnamon sticks. Etc shouldn’t end up in the plate. They’re used just for flavor.

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12 points

What a weird hill to die on!

So I assume you eat the bones of chicken wings, legs, thighs, etc? You eat the stems of apples and other such fruit? And you eat the cores or pits?

Or were you one of those children brought up by parents who cut off the crusts of the Wonder Bread sandwiches to make sure you never encountered any iota of challenge or even the most trivial work while eating?

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3 points

Cores pits and stems are removed from cooking, and honestly I do like to nosh on the marrow from bones

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We were at a very authentic Chinese restaurant and and a family showed up and asked waiter for recommendations they said the roast duck is very good which is very true. The roast duck shows up to their table and the guy takes a bite and bites straight into bone and he starts loudly complaining how there’s bones in it and why isn’t there meat and that chicken has a lot more meat and why doesn’t the duck have more meat and that this is a rip off and then it’s all bones and he’s mad that they sold him this. The restaurant ended up taking back the dish and giving them a refund simply because of the customers ignorance it was so cringe.

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35 points

Never let that guy try frog’s legs.

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20 points

I bet he’d like eating boners

They’re practically all meat

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Well, the human ones anyway…

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1 point

Paradoxically

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34 points

This is exactly why some Chinese restaurants have a special Chinese menu that you need to ask for.

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To be fair, not every Chinese restaurant knows how to slice duck properly. The proper way slices the meat and skin off of the bones, so that each piece has a bit of meat and skin, and presents the flesh separately from the bones.

Some places though just hack into the carcass so that every piece has bone. They say it’s ‘fun.’ I as an ethnic Chinese say it’s ridiculous. I have had it done right and I have had it done poorly and surprisingly the price point is the same! Some places really skimp on the seasoning too, at the same price point.

Other dishes tend to be fairly similar across different restaurants but it seems like with duck you can really tell who gives a shit / was trained properly as a chef.

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Uh…

What you are describing is how, specifically, Beijing Roast Duck is served. China is a huge country with a bewildering variety of cultures within it. There are a million ways to prepare and serve duck here, and many of them do what you describe as “ridiculous” as the normal way to do it.

Instead of parading your ethnicity, thinking it’s a shield, how 'bout you come here and spend a few years and learn?

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6 points

What’s the secret phrase to say to see the secret Chinese menu?

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They would generally know if you are speaking Chinese. Otherwise “I would like to see the secret Chinese menu.” would probably work, if they have one.

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69 points

Reminds me of people complaining their vanilla flavored things having nasty little black dots.

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43 points

The guy couldn’t just bring it to the staff and ask them what it is?

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43 points

Sounds like it was a takeaway. You still think you’d call though if you found “a plastic handle” in your food and “had to throw the rest away”.

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2 points

Yeah if it was taken out, I’d call them and ask what’s up right when I got home. But the dude would rather take a pic for attention

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2 points

Delivery apps make it very easy to file a complaint and get a refund. Apps are making us fear human interaction.

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29 points

And interact with another human being? When you could simply complain online and get likes? Do you live in a cave or something?

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36 points

Dude couldn’t tell the difference between plastic and tree bark!?

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The fuck is a tree? You mean those sticks in a car park?

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That tree bark shouldn’t be in the plate though.

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7 points

Perhaps it’s time to broaden your horizons a little.

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-6 points

So I should eat the cinnamon stick?

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-7 points

Inedible spices should be picked out and removed

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