I’ve tried many things before, but in the past couple days I’ve found that eating a packet or two of mustard tends to get rid of hiccups.
What sort of tricks do you folks have?
Nothing. Just wait, it’ll go away by itself eventually. Everything else is just a placebo.
There’s an evil part of me, a deep, dark, deranged demon inside me, that hopes the mustard packets keep working, but that it takes more and more each time.
Swallow a pinch of salt. Don’t let it dissolve on your tongue; just swallow.
Boo!
Did it worked?
Take a glass of water, bend over forward, drink from the opposite side of the glass while your head is upside down. Drink the whole thing. Cured!