Another day, another dumb thing Republicans are mad about. It looks like they’re running out of things to pin against Democratic presidential nominee Kamala Harris and her running mate, Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz.
After Harris named Walz as her vice presidential pick, Republicans went looking through his record to find something they could go after him for. What they settled on, apparently, was a law Walz signed that made sanitary products available to “all menstruating students” in public schools.
Now, they’ve nicknamed the vice presidential hopeful “Tampon Tim.” It’s the kind of insult that makes the entire GOP look foolish and immature. Honestly, I’m not sure they realize it’s a compliment.
Tampon Tim is here to stop the red wave!
This gage me the worst fucking mental image which I am going to overide with a simple chant.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE KILL KILL KILL
“I know how we can win this election. First we alienate the blacks. Then we alienate the women. And then we am become president.”
Pink Floyd - Dogs
Worth reading the lyrics if you don’t feel like sitting for a 20 minute song. Very relevant to the republican mindset. hell, the whole album (Animals) is fairly relevant.
Pink Floyd - Dogs
I read the whole song’s lyrics and I found absolutely nothing that has to do with what I was talking about. Here’s the most confusing part:
4 Minutes of: Stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone
Girls are gross! We can’t vote for a girl and her period loving tampon guy! Yucky!
Brought to you by the campaign for Donald Trump for middle school class president.
He should toss tampons to the crowd at his next rally.
Former Trump adviser Stephen Miller said: “There is no universe where a man who gives tampons to teenage boys is going to be next in line to be president.”
Uh, it’s looking more and more like it’ll be this universe, Miller. Breathe into a paper bag or something.