From 2012. Can’t remember if this was posted before. I remember when it came out he said he was going to make some big announcement detailing some dirt he had on Obama and then never announced anything.

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Traitor… why is he not in jjail?

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Trump is just sitting in his room loudly playing Behind Blue Eyes on repeat.

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Does Trump get lip injections?

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He’s that way from all the pouting.

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I ate the onion for a moment. It genuinely sounds like something he’d say while rambling nowadays.

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Is it sadder than when he was crying in his mug shot?

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