I bet he played Seaman

When reached for comment: “That taxi was just so goddamn crazy!”

Interesting strategy, the Democrats are now pivoting to seek a highly coveted endorsement from me, specifically.

Intriguing. Start forwarding all actblue donations directly to my venmo and I’ll be in touch for policy direction.

Governor Walz is in favor of the youth rollerskating around our cities, painting Antifa graffiti on the walls and even on the backs of our brave police officers. This is the kind of radical you want in the White House.

Aww yeah, this is happenin’