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if you could fight one person – living or dead – without suffering legal consequences, who would you choose?

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No fictional characters. Sorry, Grandpa Joe haters.

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starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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Probably dead, be a much easier fight that way

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oaklyn@lemm.ee
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You didn’t let the real question even touch you right? 💀

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vettnerk@lemmy.ml
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Jesus, just for the bragging rights.

(Many scholars believe him to be a real person, but with a bit overstating and inaccurate literature associated with him)

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ivanafterall@kbin.social
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BUT if he was real and actually worked as a carpenter, he may be super jacked, even without any magical powers.

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jballs@sh.itjust.works
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Yeah, have you seen him up on that cross? Dude is shredded.

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SatyrSack@lemmy.one
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Going for that Jeeeeesus on the cross look

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Kittenstix@beehaw.org
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Idk that anybody from the era of regular famines can qualify as ‘jacked’

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FReddit@lemmy.world
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Trump. I have relevant experience.

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Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world
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Careful, known crotch grabber.

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ivanafterall@kbin.social
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Experience destroying Cheetos?

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MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world
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Tucker Carlson.

Partially because of his extreme Backpfeifengesicht, but mostly for his Backpfeifenpersonality.

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saxysammyp@lemmy.world
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Ronald Regan on live TV.

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jballs@sh.itjust.works
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Dead Regan or live Regan? I’d pay good money to see you dig up his corpse and whoop it’s ass.

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Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world
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The dude was kinda built though.

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MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world
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Ronald Regan at the end of his second term then.

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potterpockets@sh.itjust.works
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Ronald Reagan?! The actor?!

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ivanafterall@kbin.social
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Ronald Reagan uses Secret Service. It’s very effective!

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