You’re telling me team USA has thirty more medals than team China and that counts for nothing? That just doesn’t make any sense to me

40 points

The weights should be 1, -1, -1. If you get a loser medal it should count against you.

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17 points

The scores should be determined by dice roll. First place gets 1d20 with advantage, second gets 1d20, and third gets 1d20 with disadvantage.

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31 points

Introduce platinum, S and S+ rank medals

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16 points

Introduce combo counters to the Olympics

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Introduce Freemium gaming currencies to the Olympics

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That’s OR and WR.

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27 points

There’s no officially endorsed way to count medals, every country just goes with what looks best.

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bring back the gold standard. turn the olympics into a contest to see who can bring more bullion home.

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14 points

send like 50 times the number of people to participate than the rest of the world so it’s all pretty meaningless anyway.

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The US also allows their athletes to dope if they snitch on other players, and possibly sabotage them. I’m sure every country has massive cheaters, but if American athletes are taking down other dopers to secure their spot, those countries are at a cheating disadvantage.

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