13 points
His girlfriend’s what?
12 points
These jokes are gonna follow the man until he escapes public life, and even then only because the red state backwater he flees to will most likely publicly beat anyone who even mentions a cushion in his presence.
Weirdos have no sense of humor.
11 points
if ever there were a couch that indeed looked thoroughly fucked…
smh
4 points
The poor thing! I shudder to think of the unspeakable things he must have done to her.
4 points
6 points
The couch thing is funny but don’t let it distract you from how gross and weird he actually is.
5 points
He is busy chasing a couch on Air Force 2 across the country.
