Please, for the love of all that is holy, just let a meteor hit us already.
-75000 FICO score
You are not authorized to purchase… [ROMAINE LETTUCE]
Please come back later and try again
As it is, this is horrible news. However, think of the possibilities all of this generates for democratic planning of the economy in the future. Capitalists, as always, selling us the rope with which we’ll hang them.
Oh look, another reason to buy at my shitty local grocer.
Sure, they don’t always have the stuff I want in stock, but they will NEVER be able to afford this bullshit.
Time to wear a mask and use cash.
Fuckoff Kroger.
The first time I see this happen, I’ll be walking out leaving a full cart at the register with my 6 quarts of ice cream.
This creates more work for some abused worker. They probably won’t even let them eat the melty ice cream.
Lawsuit for racial discrimination in 5… 4… 3…
