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I miss this kind of boomerposting, before they got all political.

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CURSED BEANIS

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It’s wonderful being president it’s so terrific I gotta tell you, they just let you eat beans - BEANS, whenever or wherever you want. And folks, we’re talking all sorts of beans, Lima Beans, Pinto Beans, Black Beans even yucky Soy Beans! Ah but we don’t eat that, soy makes you weak, weak like Obama. Obama wouldn’t eat the beans but I do, folks I eat them by the spoonful, who’s going to stop me?

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mmhmmmnhgg sooo hungy for beanis

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Cars 2 has the best cars, folks – the biggest cars, yuge. Bigly. More and more people are saying it, believe me.

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who’s been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase “GOOD post” followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people’s bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you’re struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get better worse material bozo

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