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It’s very Onion of them that I got two modern day, fully content-obscuring pop-ups on mobile when I clicked the link

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just sayin’…

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I’m not 100% sure, but I think anyone with that code can use your dns profile

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For free, no less!

I hope it doesn’t lead to my stash of german midget scat porn!

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Why aren’t you using an ad blocker?

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"Hopefully the content still treats me like a dipshit who only matters as a vector to drive revenue. Otherwise, this is just plain creepy.”

Yep. Anything else is just too good to be true.

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At press time, the nation had reportedly blocked the confusing website and navigated back to Forbes.com, where it felt safe.

Lol, zing!

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