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Funniest for RFK would be secretary for wildlife and fisheries

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If the stars align he could make RFK head of the CIA. That would be hilarious, imagine putting a literally brain wormed Kennedy in charge of the organization that killed JFK. He might actually release some info if they don’t kill him first.

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“Sir, RFK has been found with 3 gun shot wounds to the back of the head.”

“Haha Havana syndrome just does that sometimes.”

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The Worm wants Health and Human Services so it can undermine the FDA, and let everyone eat tasty tasty roadkill.

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He’ll run on a platform of GRAVITY IS DESIRE and TIME IS SIGHT

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WHAT WAS SHALL BE WHAT SHALL BE WAS

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If he’s getting HHS, I’m voting for Kamala

If he’s getting CIA, I’m voting Trump

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32 points

deeply unserious state

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Absolute joke of a country

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He said he met with Adin Ross and Theo Von because baron told him to lol. And I would put money down the Vance pick was Don jr.

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I think that’s likely, but I think it’s also because Trump wants his money

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25 points

Get me out this crazy ass timeline

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I tried to do a RFK impression in the shower the other day and I realized something about how he talks. He sounds like his throat is made out of corn husks and old newspapers.

I’m pretty sure he’s actually dead. He’s like a zombie or something. Or maybe a Death Becomes Her scenario.

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weekend at bernies but it’s a bunch of evil raccoons

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I’m pretty sure he’s actually dead.

this is what I believe too

have you ever seen “Howard the Duck”? he talks like Dr Jennings after he gets taken over (cw: mid-80s humor)

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have you ever seen “Howard the Duck”? he talks like Dr Jennings after he gets taken over (cw: mid-80s humor)

Pure kino.

Hacks like Spielberg or Scorsese wouldn’t dare to film scenes this bold, even now, 40 years later!

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Mild mustard

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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Pretty sure he’s just a flesh bag pulled taut around 200 pounds of centipedes

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I’m pretty sure he’s actually dead. He’s like a zombie or something.

Q was right all along!

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He sounds like he perpetually needs to clear his throat

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