ANOTHER leaked report coming from the Pentagon has suggested that the Department of Defense tried to recreate their own team of “Avengers” code named “Justice and Peace Force” or JPF for short. The JPF was a team assembled of various members of NATO’s forces mostly made up of US special operations personnel along with some British, Australian, French, and Israeli members. Each member was assigned a nickname which “reflected their essence and humanity.” The document reported that the objective of the JPF was to create a team of “super soldiers” which would encourage peace to whichever country they had invaded. The report alleges that each member would hand out merchandise from t shirts to trading cards advertising each member of the JPF. “Most of the merch was burned in front of the members who woefully watched. redacted (name of one of the JPF) enraged at this act of protest pointed a gun at a child and then shot a full clip into the air.”
The report concludes with the death of the all the members of the JPF after being targeted by a Russian cruise missile during a photo op in the Ukraine. The project was estimated to cost around 200 billion USD.
You know this is fake because it doesn’t have Elon as “IRL Tony Stark”.
A demonstration of Elon’s “Cyber Suit” an alleged ‘fully functioning’ copy of Marvel’s Iron Man suit kills 23 after the suit malfunctioned on stage and started shooting missiles at the crowd all whilst the suit was giving its introductory speech as to why it was necessary
