toss up between “I got big hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun.”, and “I worsked on the Paris Accord, with Deng Xiaoping, and the others!”
39 points
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Look, fat
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
Poor kids are just as bright and talented as white kids
If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black
We’re gonna cure cancer
38 points
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35 points
“At least 3”
11 points
32 points
America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: I was in the foot— foot— excuse me, in the foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping
13 points
30 points
I agree with Joe, Americans should resolve their differences at the battle box.
29 points
can’t forget the stories about the uncle he falsely claims was eaten by cannibals in Papua New Guinea
