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wcs?

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Welsh?

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Ugh apparently my asterisks turned into italics.

All the words with wcs should be functions. Not sure about the rest of them

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7 points

I still vote for Welsh

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5 points

Does \ to escape work? *testing*

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You need to escape them with backslashes like so: \*

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I prefer names like these to names that are common words. Even the name of the language is annoying because the letter C isn’t exactly uncommon in other contexts. I can’t blame the people who named the language because they did it long before search engines were a thing, but what excuse do people now have?

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So you’re saying we should create a programming language called “Welsh” with C-like function names?

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No because that would imply that Welsh is not just as valid a language as English and I don’t want to be wedi’i gywiro’n gwrtais.

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89 points

man -k to the rescue: mbsrtowcs, strxfrm and wcstold are C functions.

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wcsoll is a mispronunciation of wcscoll

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The function wcstol appears to be missing. Cross platform C is difficult.

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18 points

Oh no. You tell them forbidden knowledge of reading manual.

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Who wants to write C functions for the rest with me?

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Rhowch, cwtch, mwyn have to be Welsh. Classicly Welsh sounding words, and mbrsrtowcs, strxfrm can’t possibly be Welsh. Source: my welsh uncle taught me to pronounce Welsh place names.

Wcstold, wcsoll wmffre could be either but sound really weird as Welsh to me.

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Wmffre is actually the Welsh spelling of the name “Humphrey”

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Nice.

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I love the Welsh, but holy shit that’s not what those letters are supposed to be for. They and the Irish just made a bunch of shit up when they started to standardize spelling. It makes me understand how Russians feel when Westerners use Cyrillic letters improperly.

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Having read your comment I’d like your views on “Wrwgwai” - the South American country of Uruguay.

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the letters are “supposed to be” for Latin, a language with only five different vowel sounds.

everyone since has just been making a bunch of shit up.

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One last joke played on the colonizers invading them

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54 points

Easy. The ones with vowels are C library functions.

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