28 points

Couldn’t you just, y’know…fucking lock the door when you leave the house?

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7 points

When carrying your keys with you is somehow a hard thing to do.

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Today I learned that for some people taking a pill is a hard thing to do, so I’m not going to be surprised by anything at this point

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48 points

Sounds like a pretty shit security feature. I wonder if it would keep the door open if I were to print a photo of the owner and wear it like a mask.

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15 points

Or lock me out when I just had an accident in the yard

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19 points

the NESTification of our world and our neighbors is a worrying trend

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Some annoying neighbor kids keep ringing our doorbell and running away. I’m hoping getting one of these will stop all the ding dong ditching :/

I hate needing to buy one though. It doesn’t feel good

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Just disconnect your doorbell. You can take the cover off of it, the wires are right there.

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What if you want a doorbell for, you know, if someone wanted to ring it to let you know they are at your door or something

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5 points

I do like this idea! Cheap too!

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4 points

This is the way. Nothing happening is boring, so they go do some other mischief.

Just Why is a doorbell fuse switch not mandatory?

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16 points

The Duras home automation system is working exactly as designed.

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I get the reference of the post title, just rewatched Lower Decks :D

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