totally a blast to sit in a little box surrounded by other little boxes with angry people in them, me following all the rules and hoping not to get maimed by some drunk or other type of asshole trying to shave 30 seconds off their trip that they enjoy so much.
That’s what my bourgeois pizza slave is for, I don’t drive.
Maybe there really are people who are convinced by cutesy ads that patronizingly talk down to them like they’re little toddlers, but when I see one all it motivates me to do is to find whoever designed it and shoot them
Wtf? Are they using those terms to push back against the rising tide of people realizing how much driving sucks?
the best is all the suv commercials where some chad just decides he’s gonna make his own path through the {desert, mountains, forest, praire} and veers off the road as if the vehicle wouldn’t immediately be totaled and he gets arrested or shot for trespassing
